whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
consulting-moose-captain: mina-marina: literalove: alex-of-macedonia: zombicorns: mina-marina: My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers Poprah #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!! IT GOT BETTER #If you look under...
haroldstys: i love harry he goes thrift shopping even though hes a millionaire and he probably likes indie music and he dresses really nice but also wears band shirts and tank tops and in his free time he plays with kids but he also goes to parties and gets really drunk and he has a low raspy voice and sings like an angel and he has messy hair and pretty eyes and pink lips and is really tall and...
harryeds: harry styles is 6 feet of bleu de chanel, flowers, and kindness
necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
abandonedkitten: popfairy: blueisforscarvesandboxes: david-bui: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar I’m glad it isn’t just me I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging...
oceanflowerbird: I want to live in an cozy apartment with lots of christmas lights where it rains a lot and it snows and I can wear big sweaters and live near a coffee shop and read books all the time and fall in love with someone